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Christmas Humor

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day keduapuluhlimain the twelfth monthall messages receivedpulse out to avenge ... more »There is an awkward

    
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something was odd,None the less,why Santa Claus is yet to come?whereas, it was Christmas day ... more »Diamond Ring

    
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A sulking wife to her husband in order to buy a car as a Christmas gift. But her husband bought her a diamond ring remains magnificent. Friend's husband surprised by his choice.Quietly he asked, "Why are you even bought your wife a diamond ring, instead of cars?"The husband smiled, "It's hard to find a fake car." (T / Uly) ... more »Kura2, frog and centipede

    
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There are three friends: Kura2, Beetles, Caterpillars Feet 1000 ..They were celebrating her birthday at her home Kura2 Kura2.Not long nanya the Frog, "Kur then, no cigarettes ya?""No, Doc. Forgot buy gw .. Buy gih Doc!" kura2 said."Ah nuts! Re-epidemic period lo which the order I bought?! Lo's also host of the Kur. Edaaann lu!" Frog denies."Gw slow path if Doc .. Fine, the Ductile Feet 1000 wrote a purchase. Please ya Let .." Kura2 persuasion."Hmmm ... Fine deh gpp. Here his money .." Ductile said. ... More »SITTING IN THE CAR

    
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Boni known as the son of "reckless". He often climbed the motor without the correct rules. On Christmas Eve Boni came home with a bruised face.Mother: "What's the matter again, Bon? On Christmas day course you still acting up."Boni: "Boni hit the old gentlemen who were sitting, Ma."Mother: "What ??!!... Now the father's situation how? What has been brought to the hospital? KOG, you're so battered? You wrote so battered, what about the fathers?"Boni: "Ma ..."(Boni explained before, the Mama nerocos aja asked all sorts of events)Mother: "There has been contacted by the family of what has not? .. Etc. ..."Boni: "Ma! Calm down dong, fathers did not hurt at all, (the Mama terbengong) ... Lha wong father was sitting in the car." ... More »Nephew

    
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Mike, was visiting her brother who are married in order to celebrate Christmas, were amazed when they discover his nephew, Timmy, who was a child can help parents make the cake.After they finished making the cake, allowing Timmy Timmy's mother decorate the cake with cream. When Timmy was done, she brought the cake and put on the table. ... More »FOR SHOPPING

    
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Husband: "Ma, sorry papa, papa guns this year's Christmas gifts mama could love. Money daddy is up"Wife: "It's okay, Daddy. Mama also sorry yes, because yesterday papa mama use a credit card for shopping."Husband: "$&^&*%^%!$*&????"JUST THE SAME

    
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Husband: "What do you want for Christmas tomorrow?"Wife: "Oh, Papa would ngasi mama gift?! (This never happened) What was it ...? Hm ... I do not know"Husband: "Well, then, Dad gave Mom a year of time to think about it."EAST STAR

    
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Rina who were aged 7 years will say a prayer on Christmas Eve.Mother: "Son, yuk! We pray that we like the sun is a light for all people."(Rina thought of the drama school's Christmas worship service Sunday morning)Rina: "No, Ma. Rina do not want to be the sun. The sun's shining in the afternoon. Rina just want to be a star, which shines on a dark night."CHRISTMAS EVE late

    
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Mom: Cindy, why are you yelling and screaming like that? It's scary voice! Try to play like Eddie. Look right, he just said nothing is muted!Mary: Of course, Eddie was just silent, Ma! Because it's part of our game. We're playing drama, entitled "Late Christmas Eve". Eddie's role as a father who came home late, and I was a Mom!CHRISTMAS EVE late

    
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Mom: Cindy, why are you yelling and screaming like that? It's scary voice! Try to play like Eddie. Look right, he just said nothing is muted!Mary: Of course, Eddie was just silent, Ma! Because it's part of our game. We're playing drama, entitled "Late Christmas Eve". Eddie's role as a father who came home late, and I was a Mom!"The mouth of the righteous utter wisdom, and his tongue speaks justice." (Psalm 37:30)TEMPERATURE

    
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Elizabeth, who was visiting his parents to celebrate Christmas with his mother being interrogated about how to bathe a baby.Mama: Elizabeth, if you bathe your baby, whether you use a thermometer to measure the temperature of the water as I ever tell you?Elizabeth: No, Ma, I can really know the temperature of the water without using a thermometer. If the water is too hot, baby skin will turn red, if the water is too cold, the skin will turn blue. ... More »Who dare?

    
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After the circus performances to enliven the Christmas event in a remote village, circus owner berated an animal keeper.Owner of the circus: Why did not you ever shut the door of the lion cage at night?Carers: Take it easy, sir. Who would dare to steal a lion?"Do people who have the wisdom to answer with empty knowledge, and fill his mind with the wind?" (Job 15:2) ... more »New Teeth

    
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Aldo: Grandpa, What's grandfather prepared for this Christmas, Grandpa?Grandfather: a new Dentures, Cu!Aldo: Why?Grandpa: Yeah, so my grandfather could eat as much meat!"As it is written by the prophet Isaiah:" Behold, I send my messenger before thy face, who will prepare the way for thee; "(Mark 1:2) ... more»PAPA stingy

    
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A husband is stingy with his wife talked the day before Christmas arrives.Wife: Papa, Mama asked for money. Mama must be shopping for Christmas preparations. We need a Christmas tree, turkey, and some gifts for our children.Husband: Ma, you know guns are important things we should prepare for Christmas?Wife: What is, Pa?Husband: body, spirit, and our souls.Wife: icky, Papa was emang stingy, anyway! ... More »Christmas ornaments

    
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Sunday school teacher was busy taking care of the need to prepare Christmas worship at their posts. Each child must bring Christmas ornaments to support the event. There are some children who carry the paper gold, there are several others who took the ribbon, red socks and white, colorful candles, and other Christmas decorations.Suddenly, a son of the famous rogue in the post came in and did not bring any decorations. The teacher then asked, "Jo, do you not carry Christmas decorations like other friends?" ... More »LOVE

    
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After hearing the Christmas sermon about love, a child asks his mother for something to be given to older fathers which he took petolongan."Ma'am, may I ask for money USD 500.00 for old Mr. screaming outside of it, ma'am?""Oh, of course, kid. But, what the hell are you dijeritkan old man?""Ice cream! Ice cream! USD 500.00 only!" ... More »Kahlil Gibran

    
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Throughout the Christmas holidays, a teacher gives a task to all his students to create poetry and collected at the time of re-entry.By the time all the students have collected the task, the teacher asked his students to stay in class after class for a while. Holding the paper the student's assignment, the teacher asked, "Does this poem make you yourself?""Every word, sir!" replied the pupil proudly. ... More »Christmas Sermon

    
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On Christmas Day of that year, the senior pastor went to attend his son's wedding abroad for a week so that convey the Christmas sermon is a young minister at his church. After he returned from abroad, he asked the members of the congregation, "How sermon on Christmas Eve day before yesterday?""How so, sir. The sermon is very boring. There are no values" ... more »God Can Still Hear

    
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Jimmi and Bill, aged 6 and 10 years old, lived with their grandmother for a week while his parents out of town.It was several days before Christmas, and the kids get ready for bed. Their grandmother was in the next room and wait for them to sleep so that he could turn off their room lights.Jimmi pray and then wrap himself. Bill, still prostrate, continue to pray for the many Christmas gifts. As she prayed, her voice growing louder, and she repeated her prayer. ... More »Criminal Christmas

    
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Before Christmas, a judge whose heart rejoiced, asked a prisoner, "You were arrested on suspicion of what?"Prisoner replied, "Because of Christmas shopping needs." The judge immediately said, "Well if it does not breach. What time is wrong with you shopping?"Inmates with kalemnya replied, "Before the store opened, sir!"Hunting Gift

    
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A week before Christmas arrives, Tom decided to look for a super special gift for his girlfriend. So, he went into a department store.Tom asked, "Can see her perfume, Ma'am?" the shopkeeper greeted by showing high bottles for Rp. 500.000, -."A bit expensive, huh?" Tom said that the clerk took another smaller bottle with a price of Rp. 300.000, -.Tom complained, "Hmmm, this one also masiih overpriced ..." ... More »My father is Santa Claus

    
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Desi always confident that he will get lots of presents at Christmas."My mother knew Santa personally," he said. "He even knew his number, though the distance is far.""Well, good then," I said. "Surely your Christmas will be great fun later.""Yeah," he said. "Santa always leave more gifts in my home than in other houses.""Wow, cool. But strange yes ??..." I asked"Because my father Sinterklasnya tu"Threats of Christmas

    
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A boy desperately wanted a new bike for Christmas presents. Therefore, he prepared a bottle of milk for Santa Claus that he hoped would come to his house and then give it a new bike. ... More »Extortion Christmas

    
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Christmas is coming, and Sam asks her mother if she could have a new bike. So, the mother told her to ask her to write letters to Santa. But, Sam even wants to write a letter to the baby Jesus. His mother allow it. ... More »Strange Disease

    
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A doctor receives last patient on Christmas Eve. A mother entered into an examination room with his daughter, and asked the doctor to examine him because he showed strange symptoms, including a drastic weight gain, nausea in the morning, and some strange dream. ... More »Always dress for Christmas

    
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8-year-old Ben seems to have good memories of Christmas-Christmas with the first path."When I was a baby, everyone always gave me clothes for Christmas. For them, there is nothing better for me than clothes, and I could not protest at that time because I can not talk!" ... More »Want Babies At Christmas

    
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"What happened at your house this Christmas?" I asked 5-year-old Regina."Everything is a mess. Santa Claus to put all the socks in the wrong place. And he had forgotten the gift that I asked. Dad said maybe Santa Claus bumped his head while down the chimney." ... More »Gambling may, but do not Cheating

    
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Four people have agreed to wait for Christmas before the gamble.Before the game starts, shuffling cards, the bookie said, "In the later games that should not be any cheating. Remember, cheating is a sin, what else is Christmas Eve!" ... More »Cape 'Deh!

    
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A grader does not want to join with their peers who cheerfully talking about the Christmas holidays."Do you like guns for Christmas?" I asked. ... More »God's Got a Hand?

    
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7-year-old Jenny has a problem with it around Christmas."What I want to know is that God had a hand or guns, anyway?"God's Got a Hand?

    
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7-year-old Jenny has a problem with it around Christmas."What I want to know is that God had a hand or guns, anyway?"Hearing the question, I approached and answered his question with, "Why do you want to know?""Because, today's birthday, and I want to give him a gift, but I know what guns he can open it later or not.""The Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, and we beheld his glory, glory be to Him as the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth." (John 1:14)

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